(Sign of the Thief.)
Boss: Did you bring the Thief?
Guard: No sir! But I brought the sign of the Thief.
Boss: Where is it?
Guard: In my both cheeks and back.
Guard: No sir! But I brought the sign of the Thief.
Boss: Where is it?
Guard: In my both cheeks and back.
(Down the hall.)
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender: Hey bartender, it's my birthday today. Can you offer me a free drink?
The bartender says: Sure sir, there's the toilet's down the hall.
The bartender says: Sure sir, there's the toilet's down the hall.
(Never listen correctly.)
David: Roman! you never listen to anything correctly whatever I say.
Roman: Thank you. I would like a burger.
Roman: Thank you. I would like a burger.
(How does he look like?)
A penguin walks ito a bar and asks the barman: Have you seen my brother?
The barman replies: I don't know how does he look like?
The barman replies: I don't know how does he look like?
(Not looking good.)
A man went to a horse breeder and said: I want that horse.
The breeder said: That horse ain't looking so good.
But the man still wanted to buy it so he did.
The next day he came back with the horse and said: You sold me a blind horse.
The breeder replied: I told you that horse ain't looking so good.
The breeder said: That horse ain't looking so good.
But the man still wanted to buy it so he did.
The next day he came back with the horse and said: You sold me a blind horse.
The breeder replied: I told you that horse ain't looking so good.
(Two man arrested.)
The police arrested two men: One for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fire crackers.
They charged the first one and disposed the other.
They charged the first one and disposed the other.
(Why don't you have a BF?)
Boy: Why don't you have a Boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend.
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Girl: Why don't you have girlfriend?
Boy: Bcoz you are not allowed to have a boyfriend.
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend.
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Girl: Why don't you have girlfriend?
Boy: Bcoz you are not allowed to have a boyfriend.
(I'm Icecube.)
Two kids were talking in the playground.
The first kid says: My Mom is from Ireland and my Dad is from America.
That makes me an IrishAmerican.
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The second kid says: Well my Mom is from Iceland and my Dad is from Cuba.
So, I guess that makes me an Icecube.
The first kid says: My Mom is from Ireland and my Dad is from America.
That makes me an IrishAmerican.
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The second kid says: Well my Mom is from Iceland and my Dad is from Cuba.
So, I guess that makes me an Icecube.
(I love girls.)
Boy: I love you.
Girl: But I'm a Lesbian.
Boy: What do you mean by Lesbian?
Girl: I love only girls.
Boy: I'm also Lesbian.
Girl: How?
Boy: I also love only girls.
Girl: But I'm a Lesbian.
Boy: What do you mean by Lesbian?
Girl: I love only girls.
Boy: I'm also Lesbian.
Girl: How?
Boy: I also love only girls.
(Sent to her dad.)
Boy: My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new boyfriend.
Friend: Really Bad, What did you do?
Boy: I sent those pics to her Dad.
Friend: Really Bad, What did you do?
Boy: I sent those pics to her Dad.