(Descendent of King Kong.)
Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.
Boyfriend: I never knew you were a descendant of King Kong.
Boyfriend: I never knew you were a descendant of King Kong.
(Best and worst news.)
Boy: What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the same time?
Another Boy: It is when your Girlfriend says, "YOU are the BEST LOVER among all your Friends David Bro."
Another Boy: It is when your Girlfriend says, "YOU are the BEST LOVER among all your Friends David Bro."
(Start a business.)
Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: Father-in-law.
Student: Father-in-law.
(I'm just kidding.)
Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot.
Wife: Aww, Thank You, but what about IJK?
Husband: I'm Just Kidding!
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot.
Wife: Aww, Thank You, but what about IJK?
Husband: I'm Just Kidding!
(Isn't human either.)
(Two guys were walking on the street talking about their wives.)
First guy: I've realized that my wife is an angel.
Another guy: Mine isn't human either.
First guy: I've realized that my wife is an angel.
Another guy: Mine isn't human either.
(Profit or loss?)
(On maths class, teacher was teaching about Profit or Loss.)
Teacher: If you buy an item @ $12.65 and sell it at $15.50, will there be profit or loss?
Student: Profit on Dollar and loss on Cent.
Teacher: If you buy an item @ $12.65 and sell it at $15.50, will there be profit or loss?
Student: Profit on Dollar and loss on Cent.
(Powerful father.)
(Two boys are talking about whose father is stronger.)
First Boy: My father can stop a truck with one hand.
Second Boy: OMG! So strong. Is he a superman?
First Boy: No! He's a Traffic Policeman.
First Boy: My father can stop a truck with one hand.
Second Boy: OMG! So strong. Is he a superman?
First Boy: No! He's a Traffic Policeman.
(Way of expressing love.)
(Boy was talking to his crush.)
Boyfriend: When I see you, my heartbeat increases, mind stops thinking, face becomes red and my body starts shivering.
Crush: Are you expressing your love or your illness.
Boyfriend: When I see you, my heartbeat increases, mind stops thinking, face becomes red and my body starts shivering.
Crush: Are you expressing your love or your illness.
(Is this your problem?)
(A man goes to the psychiatrist.)
Psychiatrist: What is your problem?
Man: Roses are red, violets are blue, if you are a doctor, I a....
Psychiatrist: Stop! I'm telling you to tell me your problem and you're telling me a poem?
Man: Telling poems is my problem.
Psychiatrist: What is your problem?
Man: Roses are red, violets are blue, if you are a doctor, I a....
Psychiatrist: Stop! I'm telling you to tell me your problem and you're telling me a poem?
Man: Telling poems is my problem.
(Don't love as much as before.)
Boyfriend: Dear! Why do I feel you don't love me as much as before. Is this true?
Girlfriend: Yes. It is.
Boyfriend: But why? What happened?
Girlfriend: Didn't you check your bank balance. It has got less than 500 Dollars.
Girlfriend: Yes. It is.
Boyfriend: But why? What happened?
Girlfriend: Didn't you check your bank balance. It has got less than 500 Dollars.