(Brother knows what boys are.)
In every love story, a girl supports her brother, But a brother never supports his sister.
Because sister knows what love is and brother knows what boys are.
Because sister knows what love is and brother knows what boys are.
(Barber got arrested.)
A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs.
Blew my mind.
I've been his customer for years.
I had no idea he was a barber.
Blew my mind.
I've been his customer for years.
I had no idea he was a barber.
(Only thing made in China that lasted for years.)
Teacher: Why Wall of China is the wonder of the world?
Student: It's the only thing made in China that lasted years.
Student: It's the only thing made in China that lasted years.
(Be a good dancer.)
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
(What happens when lion roars thrice?)
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
(First day at the school.)
Mother: Did you enjoy your first day at school?
Girl: First day? What o you mean? Do I have to go back tomorrow again?
Girl: First day? What o you mean? Do I have to go back tomorrow again?
(Past participle of RING.)
Teacher: Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?
Nick: What do you think it is, Sir?
Teacher: I don't think, I KNOW.
Nick: I don't think I know either, Sir.
Nick: What do you think it is, Sir?
Teacher: I don't think, I KNOW.
Nick: I don't think I know either, Sir.
(Teacher is not good.)
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything.
Son: That's why I say she is not good.
Son: That's why I say she is not good.
(Call me taxi.)
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
(What kind of water.)
Customer: Waiter! Waiter!
Waiter: What do you need sir?
Customer: Get me a glass of water.
Waiter: What kind do you need sir?
Customer: That where 2 atoms of Hydrogen and one atom of Oxygen makes covalent bond.
Waiter: What do you need sir?
Customer: Get me a glass of water.
Waiter: What kind do you need sir?
Customer: That where 2 atoms of Hydrogen and one atom of Oxygen makes covalent bond.