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English Jokes Part 95 English Jokes - Part 95: CoverImage

(Brother knows what boys are.)
In every love story, a girl supports her brother, But a brother never supports his sister.
Because sister knows what love is and brother knows what boys are.




(Barber got arrested.)
A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs.
Blew my mind.
I've been his customer for years.
I had no idea he was a barber.




(Only thing made in China that lasted for years.)
Teacher: Why Wall of China is the wonder of the world?
Student: It's the only thing made in China that lasted years.




(Be a good dancer.)
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.




(What happens when lion roars thrice?)
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think.
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Any guess?
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Ok I will tell you.
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!




(First day at the school.)
Mother: Did you enjoy your first day at school?
Girl: First day? What o you mean? Do I have to go back tomorrow again?




(Past participle of RING.)
Teacher: Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?
Nick: What do you think it is, Sir?
Teacher: I don't think, I KNOW.
Nick: I don't think I know either, Sir.




(Teacher is not good.)
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything.
Son: That's why I say she is not good.




(Call me taxi.)
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.




(What kind of water.)
Customer: Waiter! Waiter!
Waiter: What do you need sir?
Customer: Get me a glass of water.
Waiter: What kind do you need sir?
Customer: That where 2 atoms of Hydrogen and one atom of Oxygen makes covalent bond.




Funny English Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 95

English Jokes Part 95 English Jokes - Part 95: CoverImage

(Brother knows what boys are.)
In every love story, a girl supports her brother, But a brother never supports his sister.
Because sister knows what love is and brother knows what boys are.




(Barber got arrested.)
A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs.
Blew my mind.
I've been his customer for years.
I had no idea he was a barber.




(Only thing made in China that lasted for years.)
Teacher: Why Wall of China is the wonder of the world?
Student: It's the only thing made in China that lasted years.




(Be a good dancer.)
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.




(What happens when lion roars thrice?)
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
-
-
-
-
-
Think.
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-
-
-
-
Any guess?
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-
-
-
-
Ok I will tell you.
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-
-
-
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!




(First day at the school.)
Mother: Did you enjoy your first day at school?
Girl: First day? What o you mean? Do I have to go back tomorrow again?




(Past participle of RING.)
Teacher: Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?
Nick: What do you think it is, Sir?
Teacher: I don't think, I KNOW.
Nick: I don't think I know either, Sir.




(Teacher is not good.)
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything.
Son: That's why I say she is not good.




(Call me taxi.)
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.




(What kind of water.)
Customer: Waiter! Waiter!
Waiter: What do you need sir?
Customer: Get me a glass of water.
Waiter: What kind do you need sir?
Customer: That where 2 atoms of Hydrogen and one atom of Oxygen makes covalent bond.




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