(Why god created you?)
God saw me Hungry, he created Pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created You.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created You.
(My Hidden Talent.)
Interviewer: Do you have any hidden talent?
Me: Yes! I have.
Interviewer: What's it?
Me: I don't know, because it's hidden.
Me: Yes! I have.
Interviewer: What's it?
Me: I don't know, because it's hidden.
(How's your study going on?)
Teacher: Rajesh! How's your study going on?
Student: In such a way, sir, that if you ask me any questions, I can't even give a wrong answer.
Student: In such a way, sir, that if you ask me any questions, I can't even give a wrong answer.
(Job at Microsoft.)
Bill Gates: I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do it.
Me: (from my bed) Hello, Is this Microsoft?
Me: (from my bed) Hello, Is this Microsoft?
(I'm seeing you.)
You are many kilometres away from me.
But still I'm watching ur every move through 3 different channels:
1. Cartoon Network,
2. Pogo,
3. Animal Planet.
But still I'm watching ur every move through 3 different channels:
1. Cartoon Network,
2. Pogo,
3. Animal Planet.
(How is your result?)
Father: If you fail in this exam also, forget that I'm your father.
Son: Okay! Daddy.
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After exams:
Father: How was your exam, son?
Son: Who are you man?
Son: Okay! Daddy.
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After exams:
Father: How was your exam, son?
Son: Who are you man?
(Why dogs don't marry?)
Wife: Why dogs don't marry?
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Husband: Because they are already leading a dog's life.
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Husband: Because they are already leading a dog's life.
(Birthday gift for girlfriend.)
My girlfriend's birthday is in two days.
And she told me: Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring.
So I bought her nothing!
And she told me: Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring.
So I bought her nothing!
(Sentence that start with I.)
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
(Did you saw me robbing?)
After robbing the bank, 1 robber to Clerk: Did you see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes I saw you.
Robber killed him and asked to the next Clerk : Did you?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw you.
Clerk: Yes I saw you.
Robber killed him and asked to the next Clerk : Did you?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw you.